When boss Edna says you gotta up your mutant quota, you better get up early and stay late until the job is done! Those mutants don't kill themselves! Earl is just counting down the days until he can hang up the keys..
Edna was so talented at murder,
the mutants, they never even heard her!
She'd stomp on the gas,
And run over their ass...
Then she would use their meat to make burger!
Some say he once killed a mutant with a guitar string,
He's been seen at the table with kings!
Well he once saved a baby from drowning,
There are those who say beneath his uniform shirt there are wings...
-The Ballad of Earl